Welcome to the FODMAP Traffic Light System - where we're about to make your digestive journey a little less like navigating a minefield and more like a leisurely stroll through a well-lit park. If you're dealing with IBS or other gut issues, understanding which foods are your friends, frenemies, or outright foes can be a game changer. So, buckle up, because we're about to give you the green, yellow, and red lights on FODMAP foods!

Green Light: Foods That Give You the Green Light for Gut Peace

First up, the heroes of your diet - the green light foods. These are the ones you can eat with a sigh of relief knowing they're generally low in FODMAPs. 

  • Fruits: Bananas (but only if they've ditched their green jacket for a yellow one), blueberries, and strawberries are your go-to. Papaya and pineapples are like the tropical island of your diet; they won't leave you stranded with stomach woes.
  • Vegetables: Think of carrots, cucumbers, and spinach as the calm and collected members of your veggie family. Potatoes, tomatoes, and zucchini are also in this club, making your meals both colorful and comforting.
  • Grains: Rice is the unsung hero here, both white and brown. Quinoa and gluten-free pasta join the party, ensuring your carb cravings are met without the drama.
  • Protein: Meat lovers, rejoice! Beef, chicken, fish - they're all in the clear. Eggs, tofu, and tempeh are plant-based pals that won't let you down.
  • Dairy Alternatives: Lactose-free milk and hard cheeses like cheddar are your dairy doppelgangers. Almond and rice milk keep things smooth in your system.
  • Nuts and Seeds: A few almonds, macadamias, or walnuts can be your snack salvation.
  • Sweeteners: Maple syrup and regular sugar are sweet without the sour aftertaste.

Yellow Light: Proceed with Caution

Now, let's talk about the yellow light foods - those you can enjoy but only in moderation. Think of them as the friends who are great in small doses but might overstay their welcome if you're not careful.

  • Fruits: Avocado is fantastic, but just a slice or two, please. Cherries and mangoes are like those friends who are fun at parties but can be too much if they hang around too long.
  • Vegetables: Asparagus, beetroot, and Brussels sprouts are all about keeping things balanced. A little bit can add flavor, but go overboard, and they'll remind you who's boss.
  • Dairy: A little yogurt or a sprinkle of soft cheese might be okay, but don't push your luck.
  • Nuts: Cashews and pistachios are nice in moderation, like a good Netflix binge.

Red Light: Stop and Think Before You Eat

Finally, the red light foods - the ones to avoid unless you want to turn your digestive system into a circus. 

  • Fruits: Apples, pears, and watermelons in large amounts are like the clowns of the fruit world - entertaining but a bit chaotic.
  • Vegetables: Garlic and onions are the villains here, not because they're bad, but because they can wreak havoc. Legumes, like beans and lentils, might as well wear capes; they're that powerful.
  • Grains: Rye, barley, and too much wheat? Nope, nope, and nope.
  • Dairy: Regular milk, ice cream, and soft cheeses are like the dramatic soap operas of your diet - best avoided for peace of mind (and stomach).
  • Nuts: Overdoing it on almonds, cashews, or pistachios is like inviting too many guests to a party - it gets overwhelming.
  • Sweeteners: High fructose corn syrup and various sugar alcohols are like the pranksters of the sweetener world, leaving you with unexpected surprises.

Wrapping Up

Remember, this guide isn't set in stone; everyone's gut is a unique snowflake. What's a red light for one might be a green light for another after reintroduction. The key is to listen to your body and adjust your diet like a DJ fine-tuning the perfect playlist. And always, always, consult with a dietitian or a health professional who specialises in FODMAPs. Because while we're here to entertain and inform, they're the ones with the map through this maze. 

So, here's to finding your dietary harmony, one traffic light at a time!

FODMAP traffic light guide